Help! My Groceries Are Tweeting And They’re TERRIBLE!

I was inspired by C.C. Chapman’s post about how Ragu hates dads. He pointed out that the Ragu sauce Twitter account was out there spamming the heck out of dad accounts on Twitter. So, I looked around. I wondered, “Just how many other grocery shelf products are botching their chance to capture our attention on Twitter?”

Oh, there are LOTS of things to review. This is a post in pictures, so if you can’t see them, click here.

The Ghost Town

Swanson Chicken

There are plenty of abandoned “official” Twitter accounts for food. With the poor quality of these tweets, no wonder someone was discouraged and let this account lie fallow. Dear someone who likes Swanson’s chicken: please go rescue this company’s account and put it to better use.

Nestle's Toll House

No one home at Nestle’s Toll House Cafe, either. Might as well leave that detritus up there. It looks great not updating a brand page since February. I hope you paid a lot for that advice.

Necco Wafers

Okay, these guys are local. I even met them once at a conference. They haven’t updated Twitter since last year? I might have to make this call myself. And yes, they still make Necco wafers.

Entenmann's

The folks at Entenmann’s let their account go past the sell-by date. These are all verified accounts, even. These aren’t rogue efforts started by some well-meaning jerko. These are the real deal accounts. Oh dear. Perhaps they could leave this in the half off area?

Spam I Am

Ragu

Starting with C.C. Chapman’s new favorite, look at the shellacking job the smart PR or marketing person did with this account. Oh dear. Why not just spend money photocopying pictures of the link and put them on our cars and stuff them in our doors, too?

Mrs Butterworth

First, um, what does faux maple syrup like Mrs Butterworth’s have to do with football? Second, repeat it more and more. Maybe it’ll be answered more often. Holy cats. Repetition is reputation, and in this case, your plan isn’t so sticky.

It’s All About Me!

Hormel

The nice folks at Hormel mistook Twitter for their press release media page. Nice of them to share all that great official company news. It couldn’t be any more boringly presented. You have a whole part of your website for that (which no one visits, unless they’re reporting on processed meat trends). Why not try something more personable on Twitter? (You all owe me credit for not making one “Spam” joke.)

Success Rice

Are you attempting to be engaging, Success Rice? You failed. Get it? Oh dear.

What do you think of Duncan Hines? What about now? Do you like Duncan Hines? We’ll tweet at you until you say something nice about us. Ugh.

And Now, Here are Some Twitter Accounts From the Grocery Aisles That I Liked

Endust

The folks at Endust seem to be trying to find a way to engage their customers. People who like to dust are probably actually a decent demographic. I like a lot of their tweets, actually.

Butterball

I actually could “hear” the “voice” of the Butterball account. I found it very personable, very engaging, and seemed like someone I’d want to meet at an event. Whoever’s running this account, give yourself a pat on the back for making a voice that catches people and gets good things going.

Breyers

I’m on the fence about Breyers, but I thought they did come up with some engaging tweets. Throw some @ replies in there, and you’d win me over.

The account for Healthy Choice is pretty okay. Maybe remove a few exclamation points. Also, retweeting praise for yourself can come off as jerky. Maybe retweet something that the person who praised you said earlier about their life. Make sense?

Little Debbie

To say that Little Debbie seems to have one of the most human accounts in the grocery store is not saying it proud enough and loud enough. Little Debbie really tweets like a person and someone who cares. Heck, I’d invite her over to figure out what a cloud cake is. Good on ya, LD.

Coke

You should not be surprised that Coke does an amazingly good job of tweeting like a human. (Pepsi does great, too.) These companies spend actual budgetary dollars on social media, do a lot of it in-house, and have it as part of their agenda of “things that matter.” Coke and Pepsi and some of the larger brands that you might suspect from the grocery stores actually do a great job of being human.

What Do We Draw From All This?

  1. Don’t let your account die. Delete it, if you’ve abandoned the project.
  2. Make it about your audience.
  3. Engagement is not the same as bragging about yourself.
  4. The brands that act like humans get the most engagement.
  5. Spam people at your peril (the non-meat kind, Hormel. Simmer down).

There’s no reason to just throw up a Twitter account if you’re not going to make it about connecting on a different level than an ad campaign. There can’t possibly be enough clicks and activity to justify doing the job poorly. Perhaps it’s a matter of the advice you’ve been given. Maybe it’s just some checkbox on the systematized approach you’ve been told equals social engagement. That’s not how most folks will see it on the receiving end.

If you ever want to talk about that more with me, my brand friends, you know where to contact me.

Any thoughts? Questions?

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  • jazzchappell

    I found this hilarious, had to stop myself from giggling a few times as am in a public place! It is just proof that twitter really doesn’t work for some companies. Personally, being an avid tweeter, I find that unless a company is well established/ popular their tweets aren’t going to be much use as we tend to follow brands we know and like. Unless the company happen to be tweeting something very interesting like a competition and it is consequently doing the rounds on RT’s. What an earth is ‘ragu’ sauce anyway?!

    Jazz Chappell, PR student from UK. 

    • http://www.aboutonlinedegrees.org Study Online Masters Degrees

      I’ve noticed the same impact of Twitter as you described. Not all of the marketers get the benefit from Twitter Marketing, unless they tweet something really attractive & new also unique in it’s on way.

      Once they get started with the Tweet Effect their network grows very rapidly which I’ve noticed my self with some new Twitter account which gained followers & popularity in a week.

      • http://twitter.com/ItsDane Dane Hartzell

        Seems like many of the posts are better geared towards Facebook? Makes me wonder if they are coming up with one editorial calendar and applying it to both channels?

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  • Anonymous

    Like any social media platform, you get out of it what you put into it.  If you turn it on and want to get the benefit, you need to spend time and invest in it. 

    I’ve had a similar experience with brands on Facebook.  I wanted to know how to use a new Philadelphia cream cheese product these flavored “creme” things they have,  thinking it might even substitute for harder to find creme fraiche in a few recipes.  

    But I couldn’t get anyone to respond to my requests and posts there at all.  Compare that to sending a quick note to the Yonanas folks about misplacing the recipe book, and they sent me back a note, not only how to get one sent to me, but that they were in the process of updating their website to put this information online as well.  That was great problem solving, engagement and listening, all leaving me happier and healthier in the process.

    There are still many people who think of social media as another broadcast channel, and don’t see it as more an interactive customer service channel, that will help win fans and influence people, to quote good ol’ Dale Carnegie.  I would have thought after 5 years or so, they might be less apprehensive and understand better.  Part of it may be in fine tuning the local versus national strategies- so many companies are divided up into regions especially for consumer goods, that the different arms don;t do a good job in tailoring messages to a more regional audience and the nuances that go along with it.

  • http://twitter.com/PracticalWisdom LIsa Fields & Asso.

    Hey when will these Folks learn. 

    “If it’s all about you then you don’t have a clue.”
    Lisa Fields  

    Whether it’s on Twitter or In Real Life Me, Me, Me, Me, 
    is never attractive nor smart. 
    I just wonder how many folks who really understand Social Media attempted to give solid consultation. I have a vision of a C suite guys turning a deaf ear to the benefits of Social Technology because they know best. 

    Best Model of a Company who gets it?
    OtterBox 

    Disclosure: They are not my client but I have made a Slideshare about them.   

    • http://twitter.com/susangiurleo susangiurleo

      Lisa, I am quoting you:

      “If it’s all about you then you don’t have a clue.”
      Lisa Fields 

      Luv!!

  • http://www.brainwads.net/drewhawkins Drew Hawkins

    Lots of lessons here. Not all food brands are bad though. I’ve been entertained by Snickers Ice Cream before. They tweeted me back per a conversation I was having on Twitter. And not a spam tweet…it was actually relevant and human. Also agree Coke does well too.

  • David Robertson

    I’m glad to see @littledebbie made the list. I’ve been following…uh, her (?) for a while simply because of a conversation…uh, she started! By far better than most companies that you showed here.

  • http://www.cc-chapman.com/ C.C. Chapman

    Nice job with this post. Of course now you’ve got me filled with all sorts of weird cravings just from seeing the logos and names above.

    We CAN do better than this. You know me enough to know that is what really pissed me off about this because so much could be done better.

  • http://lubetkinsotherblog.blogspot.com PodcastSteve

    Too many companies checking off the “Twittter” box on the canned social media strategy. As one commentator observed elsewhere, it shouldn’t be about a “strategy.”you don’t have a hammer “strategy.” you use a hammer when it’s the appropriate tool. The problem has become thinking all marketing is nails and Twitter and Facebook are the hammers.

  • http://fudge.org Jay Cuthrell

    The culture jamming possibilities are endless.

    But…They shouldn’t be. They don’t have to be.

    • http://chrisbrogan.com Chris Brogan

      Right. You’re right, actually, Jay. We COULD mess with this, but why do they leave it open to that? 

  • http://www.aabuk.com Hijabs

    Well it is a quite good way to attract people towards their tweets. Really impressive.

  • Anonymous

    So damn true!!!! Great post, Chris! Love, your friends at Latino Rebels.

  • Anonymous

    PROBLEM,

    MAYBE IT WAS ME, BUT A FEW DAYS AGO, I WANTED A LIST OF RESTAURANTS  TO TRY SOMETHING NEW .. WTF ! … IT WAS LIKE PULLING TEETH … AMAZING, WHAT A LOST OPPORTUNITY ?

    IDEA, HOW TO MAKE TWITTER WORK FOR THESE PEOPLE !

    HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE LITTLE TV SCREENS ABOVE YOUR GAS PUMP?

    BUDA BING, TWITTER FEED … MAMA IS IN THE KITCHEN MAKING OUR FAMILIES  SICILIAN LASAGNA FREASH … PICTURE … PAVLOV DRUEL … MUST SEEK AND EAT BEFORE OTHERS FIND OUT … YES, I AM CHOW HOUND AND MUST HONNOR MY QUEST ! 

    MORAL, LARGE COMPANIES MAY BE ONE THING, BUT SMALL COMPANIES MAYBE ANOTHER.

  • http://twitter.com/InspiredAnnette Annette A. Penney

    True Story: I saw a product on TV that I knew I “had to have!” I contacted the company to find out which stores in my area carried their line of products (their website sure didn’t tell me).  Interestingly enough, it was on a weekend and the business owner was checking company emails and emailed me back. I checked the company’s Facebook and Twitter accounts and not only had they done a horrible job with their social media, but the accounts hadn’t been updated for a year – just like the examples you give here! I emailed the owner back and said, “Have your marketing person get in touch with me and I’ll get you on the right track. In exchange, you can send me a couple of your products!” Today this company is my biggest client (in terms of revenue). You can now go to their website and find a “Store Locator,” their tweets are engaging and not “all about me” and their Facebook page has been a huge success! If you see companies out there who are not doing social media right, contact them! Offer them some free help. I had NO idea or intention for this to happen but…. it did!

    • http://chrisbrogan.com Chris Brogan

      Well lookie there! 

  • http://remarkablogger.com Michael Martine

    “We gotta get on social media!”

    “Why?”

    “…It doesn’t say…”

    • http://chrisbrogan.com Chris Brogan

      I laughed out loud, my wookie friend. Laughed. Out. Loud. 

  • Seanmalarkey

    Smart Chris Smart. Great post. 

  • http://cathypresland.com/entrepreneur-test/ Cathy Presland

    So funny – and yet a great point. I see this such a lot with product based businesses – they start and then they don’t know why they’re there in the first place!

    I’m right off to check my fave brands ;)

    Cathy

  • http://www.dkssystems.com Courtney

    I really enjoyed this article, Chris. Thanks for taking the time to check out your grocery foods’ twitter accounts and share it with us. But seriously, it amazes me when big brands and big companies don’t take the time to fully utilize social media. It really drives home the fact that social media success doesn’t have much to do with company size or big budgets- it can work for anyone with the time and mindset to engage their audience.

    Another thought I had while reading the article is, how many of the ‘failed’ accounts employed interns to update their social media accounts for a couple months (for example, a summer internship). I’m not implying that interns can’t do a great job at social media marketing (they definitely can!), but a lot of companies hand off that task to the new hires or the interns and then abandon it when they leave. It’s a shame that social media isn’t always taken seriously- and the failed examples you listed prove it!

    • http://chrisbrogan.com Chris Brogan

      I’m with you entirely. Giving your social media presence to an intern isn’t a great plan. 

  • http://210consulting.com/ Jeremy Blanton

    As someone who has done community building as a living for large brands like this in the past, maybe I need to try approaching a few of these & see if they want to hire me :)

    As sad as a few of these accounts above were, it is unfortunately the way that too many people approach using Twitter.  It’s all about them & never about their consumer.

    • http://chrisbrogan.com Chris Brogan

      That’s why i wrote it. : ) 

      • http://210consulting.com/ Jeremy Blanton

        hehe, time to dust off the resume…

  • Mary Ulrich

    Do we really want our groceries to Tweet us?  Don’t you wonder why Spam (the food brand) hasn’t changed its name?  
     
    Interesting post Chris. I wonder if this is what they now teach in marketing classes? They should.
     
    We’ve had our condo for sale for over a year. What is interesting in the real estate websites/social media is that they haven’t understood the “human side” you are talking about. They do shout outs but barely talk to their clients–not phone, not open houses, not personal meetings. Their websites are impossible to negotiate and they expect EVERYONE to just pick out the house they want on the internet and let them write up the sale. Same old, same old marketing with no results. It’s no wonder the housing market is flat as a broken-down doorstep.
     
    If you were giving advice to the real estate professionals, how would you give them a clue about inbound and social media? You can use our house as an example if you want. Maybe I should start a twitter account: Jack Condo (our condo is on a Jack Nichlas golf course) and create a story line… humm.

    • http://chrisbrogan.com Chris Brogan

      I wrote real estate professionals a whole new several thousand words in Trust Agents. : ) 

  • http://roshanjoshi.com.np SEO Nepal

    funny to see something like that come from a powerful brand as coke. time for some grocery lessons.

  • http://goinswriter.com/ Jeff Goins

    Fascinating – thanks for sharing, Chris!

  • http://mattreport.com Matt Medeiros

    Prediction: this will be one of your most popular articles in a while ;)

    Solid info here friend. Thanks for sharing. 

  • Vanessa

    I noticed the terrible use of Twitter for major grocery brands a few months ago when I followed many to see what they were doing and perhaps score some deals. I found the same thing time and again. Abandoned accounts or those that were tweeting were so boring and self promotional I stopped following. You see this a lot on Facebook too. I don’t know what gives but there are missed opportunities all over that sector.

  • http://twitter.com/clientonomy mac

    It’s not just grocery brands.

    Try looking at 80% of brands on twitter and you’ll end up in fits of laughter… then depression. This is our economy we’re talking about here.

  • http://jenfongspeaks.com Jennifer Fong

    As someone who tweets for brands, I have to share that it can be incredibly challenging striking the right tone. Sometimes we want to provide valuable content (I disagree with your characterization of the recipe tweets above as a bad tweet), but I also agree that it’s important to engage people as well. We have some success engaging with food bloggers who may be fans of the products. We share recipes we know they may enjoy, and try to comment on what they post as well. It’s a customer service tool for us at times. And at the same time, we do let people know about our products and specials occasionally, because we do get traction from those posts as well. It can’t be all of any one kind of a post. 

    When I prepare an editorial calendar for a brand, we start with a themed post…a product highlight, content-driven piece, recipe, etc. But we also make sure the brand understands that this is just a starting point. We also plan to engage people and have conversations. Some days are better than others because, as you well know, it takes time to build momentum. Particularly when you’re tweeting as a brand, rather than a person. It’s difficult, but not impossible.

    Sometimes brands stop at the promotion though. And that just isn’t effective.

    Thanks for another interesting post, Chris.

  • http://www.thesocialpath.com DavidGriner

    Chris, thanks so much for featuring @LittleDebbie, a fantastic brand I’ve been honored to work with in social for years now. Their team is sincerely focused on doing right by their customers each day, a commitment they’ve brought to Facebook and Twitter in spades. It meant a lot to them to see your kind words this morning.

    • http://www.postcardmania.com Ferris Stith

      good job David!

    • http://www.dayngrzone.com/ Dayngr

      Rock on! Always been a fan of @LittleDebbie.

    • http://chrisbrogan.com Chris Brogan

      Well, if I knew *you* were behind it, I wouldn’t have had to say anything. :) 

      • http://www.thesocialpath.com DavidGriner

        Ha, you flatter me! Please continue. But seriously, it’s a daily partnership between the brand’s team and ours, with both responding and jumping in as needed. Takes a lot of work to get there, and they definitely deserve the praise. Thanks again, Chris.

  • http://twitter.com/wadesmom Carolyn Stephens

    “We need to be on Twitter. Everyone is doing it. Mable is online all the time answering email, she can post tweets for us, too.” So Mable posts a couple of things and then gets busy and that’s as far as it goes. Happens all the time.

    Spam (the mystery meat product) used to post recipes at the top of Gmail pages. I thought that was pretty clever.

    • http://chrisbrogan.com Chris Brogan

      Pretty fun to me. : ) 

  • http://www.purplestripe.com/ LynetteRadio

    @oscarmayer on Twitter, not too shabby. But to be fair it’s technically sort of a car, not a food.

    • http://chrisbrogan.com Chris Brogan

      I’ve been in that vehicle. TONS of fun. : ) 

  • http://www.postcardmania.com Ferris Stith

    Took a look at the posts I do on behalf of our company and I’m happy to say that in comparison to these examples above, I’m doing much better than most (whew). Funny though, I was thinking about how I could approach something on targeting a specific demographic (like what Ragu did) without it being spam and without having to follow the person, then wait for them to follow back and then send them a DM. I’m not into spamming, what do you suggest Mr. Brogan?

    • http://chrisbrogan.com Chris Brogan

      Well, you just got a free chance to learn from Ragu. : ) 

      • http://www.postcardmania.com Ferris Stith

        of what not to do :)

  • http://www.dayngrzone.com/ Dayngr

    Love that you included screen shots. What a shame though, all that wasted opportunity to engage. Let’s hope they’re at least monitoring for brand mentions and see some of these articles. =)

    • http://chrisbrogan.com Chris Brogan

      To me, it’s tons of opportunities for people who want to sell social media consulting. : ) (Only half joking) 

  • http://twitter.com/geekbabe Jean Parks

    The sad part is that these companies obviously put money into setting up these accounts! Such a waste of money, so many lost opportunities! I wonder if these brands get that they’re actually turning off consumers on Twitter with these broadcast style tweets?

    Btw, I could have sooo much fun with the Hormel people, lol, you should call them & get them on track!

  • http://twitter.com/KellyTirman Kelly Tirman

    As a business operations person I love this post! This is a great example to show how many companies launch marketing efforts without putting an operations plan in place. In the years to come I think we will see more and more companies engaging operations teams to figure out how to manage this type of social media debt.

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  • http://twitter.com/jcaron2 John Caron

    I think it comes down to one simple thing. If your brand/company doesn’t have a personality, you can’t fake one on Twitter (or any other social platform for that matter). And, without a personality, you’re just posting self-serving statements of little interest.

  • Anonymous

    It’s classic Broadcast Marketing on a New Media platform. It’s like speaking fluent French in Spanish Class.

  • Ty Achilles

    I really enjoyed this post, Chris. I think all brands can learn something from this. I even took a hard look at the tweets I’ve been sending out on my company’s Twitter page while I was reading this. I’m feeling pretty good right about now!

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  • http://www.alspaulding.com Al Spaulding

    All This post did was show me that the world of Social Media is wide open for business.So many markets to tackle. I love this business. ::Sighs:: 

  • Anonymous

    Nestle’s Toll House is in my hometown? I had no idea. If they’d tweet with a location, maybe I could walk directly there….

  • Tom

    You told a guy to fuck off a few weeks ago in your stream.  You also use a lot of “smiley” faces that come as very, very fake.  May want to take a look at your own account.

    • http://chrisbrogan.com Chris Brogan

      I love when anonymous people give me advice. Fuck off, Tom. : )  Wait. More smileys for you:   :)))))) 

      • Tom

        Brogan has turned angry these past few weeks.  

  • Anonymous

    Great post, Chris. I need to look in the mirror a little bit about my activity and ask if it’s worth it. Thanks for sharing.

  • Iggi Ignatowski

    I’d eat little Debbie’s snacking cakes.

  • http://www.asfaq.com Asfaq

    This used to happen a lot in the early days of social media in India. Digital Agencies used to SEM campaigns would throw in free Social Media Marketing (which usually meant a fb page and sometimes a twitter account). They stopped managing these properties once the campaign activity was completed.

    Over time, Brands in India have become increasingly aware of social media and the opportunities it presents. Most TVCs and newspaper ads today carry the Facebook and twitter urls and the brands in themselves are more aware of their online properties and the need to have one unified strategy and presence online.

    There are some brilliant examples of brands doing it right on Twitter from India – @hellomehippo, @axeangelsclub (disclaimer: Axe is a client), & @fasoos

  • http://twitter.com/AMCarron Alain-Marie Carron

    Great post.But instead of looking at all this from a marketing point of you I couldn’t help to react as normal guy (not to say that marketers are “abnormal”) : this tsunami of food and goods and whatever it is… a little disgusting. It kills the consumer in me. I hope I willl never meet those Twitt-Brands in my own Twitt-Land. Cheers to you

  • http://tijuanabecky.wordpress.com Becky

    Great thoughts about social networking and our need to be engaged with our followers and not be dead. Looking forward to trying engaging more and broadcasting less. Do you have ideas on what to do when nobody is talking to you? How do you encourage your Twitter followers to mention you so you can talk to them, or how do you find what things to respond to? 

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