*If I smoked pot and then painted my naked body blue before running and slamming myself into a white wall, would I be a high performance artist?
*If a brook dries up, is it x-stream?
*If I’m a restaurant critic, can I go into a food comma?
*Are calculators weapons of math destruction?
*If I dislike calculators, does that make me a calcula-shun?
*Should we now call him Johnny Cashed Out?
*If I fall in the forest, can I hear the trees?
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